F*ck Forty – Realizations as I hit my fourth decade

There is an oft-quoted statement, "Life begins at 40." Well, I turned forty a few weeks ago and if you ask me if I finally have my cataclysmic awakening yet, well -- there's really none. I woke up the same grumpy bitch, had my bitter coffee and rue my lack of carbs in my attempt …

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