Currently searching for a new boyfriend

Moralists, family advocates and well-meaning friends, put down your pitch forks, I have no intention of cheating on The Hubby. When I mean “new boyfriend”, I do mean it to be Momo. Momo–not Jun Matsumoto Momo–but Momo, my future laptop/netbook which I hope to purchase by end of the week. With my blogging and the…