Annus Horribilis, anyone?

No, I don’t have a horrible butt…(my junk in the trunk is actually doing well, thank you!) What I am referring to is the horrible year that I am currently going through — I don’t know if there is a non-existent birth mark currently growing on my butt–but it seems that I have managed to…

Just another day

It’s another wonderful day at the amazing kaisha….so amazing in fact that I am tempted to just run away during lunch and never come back. Maybe feign abduction from the alien race? I did something really sneaky today and wow, it was worth going through the complicated questions I had to efficiently duck just to…

“The phonies are out in full force”

Wow, this must be one of those days The phonies and the psychotic know-it-alls are all over this freaking office, I am tempted to push them off the building. There must be something in these morons that compels you to take a blunt knife and stick it up their skulls. God, I am being homicidal…