What I really wanted for Christmas

There’s a lot of things that I hate about Christmas: the traffic, the crowded everywhere, mark-ups on items that used to be cheap and on sale, hyperactive Christmas carols, over-bearing relatives and the need to be nice to everyone just because it’s Christmas. Out of all the things that I find reason to gripe about,…

Someday, my offspring would look like this:

As I have the tendency to dress like as if I am on my way to the latest party or ASAP taping, friends usually deduce that when I finally get to procreate, my kids would dress exactly like their mom. I say they couldn’t be more spot-on. While I am not exactly the most child-friendly…