You know it’s an effed up world when you have hair straighteners milking the sparkly vampire bandwagon…

PICTURE NOT MINE

Hear yeh, hear yeah — all you sparkly vampire lovers, presenting the Edward Ceramic Detailer from the PRO Beauty Tools Twilight Limited Edition! SOURCE

Said to be used (personally? I have no freaking idea) from the same follicles that graced the beautiful head of Mr. Edward Cullen himself, this breakthrough product assures you of long, shiny, straight locks that will definitely bring out the vampire bait in you.

Not available locally, but if you have relatives in the US, you stand a chance of baiting your very own sparkly, brooding dude. Now you know what to ask for this Christmas!

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