I was a wuss. A first-class bitch who doesn’t know the word “humility” and whose ego is the size of the Goodyear blimp.
So, yeah I messed up (if only I can remember what I did wrong), and well–I said my piece already…I just wish you’d accept it and see me as more than a f@ck up who can’t be even trusted to act human and less of the egotistically shite that I was.
But it would really be cool if you forgive me. Smile already, please?