The perfect gift when you’re feeling murderous BUT kawaii…

Warning: If you are easily offended, please skip. πŸ™‚

Just when I thought that they won’t figure this out, comes the perfect any occasion gift for a woman like me.

at least it's pink and it has kawaii hearts on it πŸ™‚

For the times when I want to systematically behead or kill random morons and stupids, here’s the perfect weapon. A Hello Kitty freaking chainsaw! The irony of the matter never fails to escape me!

I could imagine the perfect copy for the TVC voice-over in my head:
“Feeling murderous with the stupid higher-up? Or that girl in the next cubicle who kept getting credit for all your hard work?
Wanted to get back at greedy cab drivers?

Buy the new Hello Kitty Chainsaw! Guaranteed awesome cutting power, aided with embossed pink hearts to keep the flesh for sticking on the blade! With smooth rotor action, so you won’t have to break a nail!

The new Hello Kitty Chainsaw — murder has a new color!”

Sorry for whoever I offended. I really have an effed-up mind.

Via: Tokyo Mango and Akihabara News

2 thoughts on “The perfect gift when you’re feeling murderous BUT kawaii…

  1. Can you imagine Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) scaring the cr@p outta his victims with this one?! Or watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and seeing this?! Awesome!

  2. Oops, my bad…Jason’s signature weapon pala is a machete (or if your super slang, “mah-cheh-tea”). Si Texas Chainsaw lang ang may..ehem..chainsaw..

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